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Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.
Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!
by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023
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Schrödinger's Presentation

When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.
CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
by Unpromotable July 8, 2023
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Schrödinger's Gay

When the author of a love song doesn't say who the song is for (He or She). They often use YOU for reference to whom they sing it for, to hide the reality. Often used by 80s/90s singers.
W: "Last Christmass I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away"
P: I love this song. The girl in the music video is really lucky for having him.
R: Actually he never said who, he sings for.
P: Well then I guess he is a Schrödinger's Gay
by KínaiZsidó January 11, 2021
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Schrödinger's chat

When your wifi is so shitty that you can't tell if the chat is dead or not
Person 1: dude I'm at a hotel and the wifi is so bad I think I have Schrödinger's chat
Person 2: what

Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare
by karlplant April 7, 2021
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Schrödinger's Cringe

"Schrödinger's Cringe" (noun): A phenomenon analogous to the theoretical construct of Schrödinger's Cat, posited within the realm of human social comportment. It delineates a state of perplexing ambiguity wherein the perception of one's own behavior as cringeworthy or socially acceptable remains undetermined until subjected to external observation. This condition engenders a profound existential quandary, wherein individuals find themselves suspended betwixt the poles of approbation and derision, unable to definitively ascertain their social standing or comportment. Thus, akin to the paradoxical ruminations of yore, "Schrödinger's Cringe" illuminates the intricate interplay between subjective self-perception and societal evaluation in the annals of human interaction.
"In navigating the soirées of high society, the gentleman found himself ensnared by the enigma of 'Schrödinger's Cringe,' unsure whether his witty repartee would be hailed as charming or condemned as gauche until the quizzical glances of his peers rendered their judgment."
by Whitepeople.com July 1, 2024
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Schrödinger’s Dingleberry

A term to describe the urge to say a random non-word
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schrödinger's fap

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.
A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap
by Fausnaught April 7, 2015
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