Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

Schlong Disease

An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.

“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”

by Mr. Tiny Meat March 24, 2020

schlong

this word can be used to describe someone who wields the ultimate cock

you have a nice schlong

by landoj69 September 7, 2021

Anti-Schlong Dongler

Woman

Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"

by TheDobbi March 9, 2024

colin schlong

The male appendage of a teenage, short brown haired emo guy named Colin.

I heard Sami sucked Colin schlong.

by Blackice417 May 15, 2019

schlong

a shit-long penis

"Wanna suck on my schlong, homie?"
"hell yeah"

by i_snortwizzfizz November 2, 2021

Schlong

A GIANT LONG DICK, THAT CAN PLEASURE THE FUCK OIT OF A WOMAN (OR MAN IF UR A FAG OR NOT), LOL. BUT YEAH A GIANT SCHLONG IS KEY!!

DEVIN STOP BEATING YOUR MASSIVE SCHLONG WITHOUT ME.

by 69Dick December 25, 2020