Schlong Flogging

Masturbation.

He was schlong flogging through the whole movie, and twice as fast through the sex scenes.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016

Schlong

synonym for medium/average. Its a mix between short and long.Can mean both close and far.

Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !

by woodpequa666 February 7, 2018

schlong

when you’re gay and your dick is really long even if you don’t have a dick

dude this line is almost as long as my schlong
hell yeah it is dude

by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 20, 2019

Schlong

It refers to your dick. Particularly a dick that's large in size and is therefore sloppy when soft. Big+sloppy+dong= schlong

Guy1:"dude I can't wear those types of swimming shorts"

Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"

by random_masterbater December 1, 2020

schlong

an extra large penis with green and orange puebes

omg look at that ‘schlong’ 😱😱😱

by schlongman123 December 4, 2020

Schlong snot

Euphemism for semen

"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"

by Nuts N. Bolts December 6, 2020