scoot the cat

To miss the bus, train, cab or any other form of mass transportation.

My alarm clock broke so I scoot the cat. It was some bullshit.

by The Radical Tad May 8, 2008

scootcommute

Taking your freshly bought Chinese scooter to work instead of your gas guzzling Escalade.

Honey, if you gas-up the Escalade today, I will scootcommute.

by Guido1 June 18, 2008

SBOOMN

SBOOMN Shooting beverage out of my nostrils!

Response experienced when simultaneously drinking while hearing something funny, shocking or astounding.

When I watched Sarah Palin's responses to Katie Couric's questions, I was SBOOMN!

When Sarah Palin explained her foreign relations qualifications for Vice President, I was SBOOMN and ROFL.

by HarryKnottpotter May 22, 2009

SCOOTIN D

SCOOTING DICK IS WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND A MAN TO HOOK UP WITH IN A BAR OR SOCIAL SETTING

ADAM: HEY MAN HOW ABOUT WE STOP SCOOTIN D AND GO FIND SOME GIRLS.

DOUG: YEAH DUDE THIS IS A COCKFEST!

by LEXMAN84 September 8, 2009

Scooter Curious

The name given to a person who takes a scooter to a skate park. In the same context that fruit booter and wood pusher are used to describe skaters and skateboarders, respectively, calling someone scooter curious suggests the possibility of that person having homosexual tendencies.

Steve: "Hey man why didn't you go to the game with us last night?"
Mark: "I was watching Twilight with a group of my friends."
Steve: "When the hell did you go scooter curious on us?"

by C404 February 16, 2010

Scooter Bro's

A pair of two men who ride all around the city with a pair of Razor Scooters. They can do all fancy tricks such as riding with no hands.

Ay man, You see them Scooter Bro's? I wish i was one of them.

by Yanniniv January 24, 2011

scooter chop

When you stop your scooter and the body swings around your legs chopping it's way to victory

Fuck man!

What?!?

I just got scooter chopped

Your fucking stupid man.

by The_Art_Of_Pain October 11, 2015