Small Saturday

Small Saturday, the rebranding of "hump day" into a positive mid-week celebration where you do something that would make you happy rather than being grumpy that it's only Wednesday.

Coined by Jennifer Hayashi and originated in Gifu, Japan in 2006 where weekly BBQ's would be held to celebrate Small Saturday with fellow exchange students.

Happy Small Saturday! I'm having a LOTR night in with candle's and popcorn tonight then!

Next Small Saturday, you up for a BBQ?

Small Saturday by Spriter January 20, 2021

Sapphire Saturday 

The event that takes place every Saturday in which the feline named ‘Sapphire’ is praised with gifts and affection.

“I’m so excited for sapphire Saturday!”

Sapphire Saturday by AuntieGremloid52 May 3, 2021

noon under dusk every saturday 

Another way of saying send nudes

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey
Boy: Noon Under Dusk Every Saturday

Girl: What?
Boy: NUDES

noon under dusk every saturday by Balla13 July 11, 2018

Smack Schlong Saturday

In Smack Schlong Saturday, you must nut as many times as you can. On the first hour, you must nut once, on the second, you must nut twice, and so on until you nut 24 times in the last hour of Saturday.

Smack Schlong Saturday is too hard, i mustn't sleep for the entire day!

Smack Schlong Saturday by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020

Sex Offender Saturday 

When Sex Offenders are taken off the registry for one day on the third Saturday in October.

Ethan loves participating in Sex Offender Saturday.

Sex Offender Saturday by XxxwaltonxxX March 12, 2021

School on Saturday 

A person that is unrefined in all aspects...a heathen.....a person with
"No Class".

Your Old Lady farted while I was eating

My breakfast.....keep that "School on Saturday "the fuck out of my house.

School on Saturday by Vera Chainsaw July 4, 2021

good saturday

the 50% off sale on all items in the store at goodwill.

bennigan: dude next saturday morning i'm gonna wake and bake then i'm gonna get so fucked up and then i'm gonna go skating all day.
shennigan: brodoski, what are you thinking, you're willing to throw away good saturday like that?
bennigan: WTF ITS GOOD SATURDAY TOMOROOW??? WTF OGM HERES 30 OUNCES OF CHRONIC I LOVE GOOD SATURDAY!

good saturday by froie March 29, 2007