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Santa Sundae

When Santa blows a load on your face.
i saw mommy gettin' a Santa Sundae
by fuckyouallmotherfuckers! January 6, 2012
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Meli santa

Meli Santa is a girl with magnanimous eyes, a baby face and an ultra thick body

she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.

Many men dislike her catty personality

She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you

She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.

She is simply a living example of female supremacy

When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate

If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
You don't matter. Nothing matters...except for MEli santa
by Senior maddie September 28, 2022
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Santa Claus

A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus
Santa claus Is a very spoiled person
by 223s908 December 3, 2019
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Sad Santa

Unreciprocated oral sex.
Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.
by jdmartin September 25, 2015
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Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.
Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..
by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011
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Red Santa

The result of giving oral sex to a female during her period.

The red residue resembles Santa's beard = Red Santa.
John had a Red Santa after coming up for air.
by Tear.Dropper July 5, 2010
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Bearded Santa

The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.
Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.
by Plattsperv January 2, 2012
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