by sluggerbob December 10, 2010
A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.
Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?
Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?
Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?
Tony: no.
Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..
Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?
Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?
Tony: no.
Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..
by CreepaGuy94 June 07, 2011
A gentleman who resembles Santa with his white beard, but is thinner and more nautical. Oftentimes, he leaves you wondering - is that Samta? Or a sea captain? Oh, it's a Sea Santa.
Upon boarding the yacht, I says to the guy I says, are you Santa? No, he replies, I'm the captain. Oh, I replied. You're a Sea Santa.
by Megacube December 24, 2014
by Plattsperv December 30, 2011
by Clifton Reed February 25, 2016
The result of giving oral sex to a female during her period.
The red residue resembles Santa's beard = Red Santa.
The red residue resembles Santa's beard = Red Santa.
by Tear.Dropper June 30, 2010
A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus
by 223s908 December 04, 2019