A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!
by Santa's Little Elf July 2, 2018
Get the Santa's lapmug. A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus
by 223s908 December 3, 2019
Get the Santa Clausmug. Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper
by notarealperson111 December 7, 2020
Get the Santa Clausmug. A gentleman who resembles Santa with his white beard, but is thinner and more nautical. Oftentimes, he leaves you wondering - is that Samta? Or a sea captain? Oh, it's a Sea Santa.
Upon boarding the yacht, I says to the guy I says, are you Santa? No, he replies, I'm the captain. Oh, I replied. You're a Sea Santa.
by Megacube December 23, 2014
Get the Sea Santamug. Meli Santa is a girl with magnanimous eyes, a baby face and an ultra thick body
she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.
Many men dislike her catty personality
She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you
She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.
She is simply a living example of female supremacy
When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate
If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.
Many men dislike her catty personality
She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you
She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.
She is simply a living example of female supremacy
When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate
If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self
by Senior maddie September 28, 2022
Get the Meli santamug. by fuckyouallmotherfuckers! January 6, 2012
Get the Santa Sundaemug. by Plattsperv January 2, 2012
Get the Bearded Santamug.