Surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere, like Bernie Sanders in the 2016 presidential election.

1. She pulled a surging Sanders last night, surprised the hell out of me.
2. Good thing he was wearing a condom cause he pulled a surging Sanders.
3. He sure was a Surging Sanders when he won the 2016 presidential election!

by poetichk May 1, 2016

Surging sanders

Coming on you from out of nowhere.

My boyfriend suddenly gave me a surging sanders egen I was watching the daily show.

by bjoernisathome April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).

"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by vonkish April 27, 2016

Surging Sanders

cumming completely out of nowhere

I was in line at the grocery store and I was hit by a surging sanders. I had to rush home and change.

by talkingshotgun April 24, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere...

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by Bambalamb May 10, 2016

Surging Sanders

(As seen on The Daily Show)
When you cum out of nowhere, a.k.a. premature ejaculation.
In reference to Bernie Sanders' unexpected rise, or surge, in the polls against Hilary Clinton in the 2016 presidential race.

Person 1: Hey man, how was last night with Stacy?
Person 2: Dude, not great. About 30 seconds into the act, I had a Surging Sanders.
Person 1: Whatever that means...

by Sanders2016 April 29, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere.

Oh damn, he did a real good surging sanders number on her face.

by D. S. Nutssssz May 6, 2016