santa sanchez

This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".

This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007

"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"

by santalistener September 23, 2007

Cheesy Sanchez

When a man or woman kisses someone with a mustache who has just eaten Cheetos.

It wasn't until Tina looked in the mirror that she realized Mike had given her a hickie and a Cheesy Sanchez.

by *menace* June 12, 2013

Rick Sanchez

Richard "Rick" Sanchez is referred to as what is known as an absolute fucking unit

dude did you see Rick Sanchez blow up an entire multiverse?

yeah dude! that was sick!

by but_cheeks_on_a_stick July 14, 2021

Cystie sanchez

When your popping a pimple and you wipe it on your significant other

I had a huge zit and I popped it. I gave Laura a cystie sanchez

by Tony danza September 17, 2019

daniela sanchez

She is the best and the nicest person you can hang out with. Btw she is taken she is dating a guy called Gustavo if you ever get to ask Gustavo what he thinks about Daniela he would tell you she is bright like diamonds in the sky!♥️ I love Daniela

Daniela Sanchez

by Gustavo S. May 9, 2018

Donkey Sanchez

When a male (ideally) is "rooting" his beloved in the anal cavity, strikes her on the back of the cranium, in order to induce clenching of the chocolate starfish... He then completes the manouvere by wiping the anal residue on her upper lip... He then tells his mates and earns brownie points....

Oh my god, Ive just had a Donkey Sanchez

by Wrong Midget October 18, 2008

Holy Sanchez

When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."

...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.

If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.

- Malachi 2:1-4 (check if you don't believe it)

Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.

by The Holy See, Il Papa, The Pontiff November 30, 2006