Salmon cheese

When you cum in her mouth and she squirts it out her eye

She let me salmon cheese her

by The dad who got milk October 23, 2019

toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.

Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."

by Fractious1 November 26, 2017

salmon pinwheel

Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.

Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.

by java monster February 18, 2008

salty salmon

One who simply tries to be different. This person does not like to be involved in mainstream because, well, its mainstream.

This person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. This causes personal unrest, and results in: being a dick.

Mike: "Dude, did you hear Drake's new album?"

Armando: "Everybody listens to Drake dude, he's horrible. Get over it."

Mike: "You're such a salty salmon."

by Roosterboots October 18, 2012

Dirty Salmon

A sexual encounter where one climbs on top of their mate and wiggles vigorously up and down. As if swimming upstream.

while laying there after sex my boyfriend began to give me the dirty salmon, it got awkward!

by FPIA May 20, 2010

salmon flap

The loose lips of a well used vagina that have a unpleasant smell and or discoloration.

Hey Alfred that girl over there is the one I took home from the bar the other night: Her salmon flap was rather unpleasant, It left a bad taste in my mouth.

by Baconape December 25, 2007

Salmon Mist

When one is going down on a lady friend and she quiefs, spraying a fishy mist all over his face.

Yo dude, at this party last night I went down on Cindy and she sprayed her salmon mist all over my face, it tasted better than oysters.

by j gilbert August 5, 2008