sword fighting

1:Using ones own penis, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps penis. Much like sword fighting, there are many different personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. Usually done between good friends, and preferably with heterosexuals, however the act of attacking another man's penis with your penis may make you appear gay yourself.

Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot

male 1: (whips dick out) EN GARDE!!!!
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.

by uhnanimuss May 08, 2012

put to the sword

To shag, fuck, bang.

I'm out on the pull tonight. Some girl's gonna be put to the sword.

by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

sword fight

a party, or gathering, at which the number of penises out-weighs the number of vaginas by a lop-sided margin.

i do believe this party has turned into quite the sword fight. let us venture to the titty-bar, shall we?

by daruck December 03, 2008

sword-swallower

A sword-swallower is a guy who likes to suck cock.

A bunch of us cadets are having a contest to see who's the best sword-swallower!

by USAF Cadet June 03, 2021

sword fight

Also known as a sausage fest. Sword fights are parties with an overwhelming amount of males. What few females there are usually being cock blocked too. They develop when too many different cliques decide to show up, with few females being told of the party. Also, if two parties are being held at the same time, more or less one of them will turn into a sword fight, depending on which people the girls like.

I went to some dudes house party and it was a total sword fight. All the girls were either at the club or movies that night, and some other kids were cock blocking the girls that were there.

by The Sub February 26, 2005

sword swallower

someone who sucks on a penis.
as in swallows penises.
as in swallows swords.
as in sword swallower.

"GOD! Becky didnt wanna go down on me last night!"
"Its okay, shes a sword swallower anyways."

by Savannah and Becky November 04, 2007

Sword Fight

The battle that takes place over a female at a predominately male party or gathering.

I could not talk to the only hot girl there because there was already a sword fight around her.

by LeeL October 29, 2007