Suicide

When William (Bill) or Hillary Clinton kill you for your knowledge of nefarious acts

Did you hear Gary committed suicide after he saw his little sister get on that plane with Bill?

by Crash Test Opera June 13, 2021

Suicide

For those living dangerously at the Soda Fountain. A little bit of each flavor goes into the cup. With practice you can craft better ones and leave out redundancies like adding cherry cola and regular cola.

Waitress: “And can I start you off with something to drink?”
Patron: “ Yes I’ll have the suicide please.”
Waitress: “ Diet in that as well?”
Patron: “ yes please, but no tea or lemonade if that’s in your fountain..”

by Colajerk June 27, 2021

Suicide

Hey. You might be feeling unwell right now. Y'know what? That's understandable. I understand that you feel unwell right now. Something may have happened to you, or somebody else. You might not even know why you feel upset, but I just want you to know that I want you to find a way. It's okay if you sit down for a little while in the mist and cry. It's okay if you feel like you want to stop the pain that fills you every single day. But I want you to know that this mist you are surrounded in is against you. You don't deserve to have anything against you. I don't even know you, nor will I ever, but I know that every single human being on this tiny yet amazing planet deserves to live. More than 700 000 people die of Suicide a year. The people of this world don't deserve that. Forget about all the bad things, forget about all the good things if you feel as if you need to, and just try to move on. You are strong. You are being very brave right now. You do what you feel, but if some random stranger on the internet decides you're a worthy being, that's gotta say something, right?

You can jump out of the mist.

If you wish to speak to somebody, try to find your area Suicide helpline. Find an online chat space. Speak to somebody you trust at home, school or somewhere else. You are doing amazing so far.

by justheretosupport July 29, 2021

Suicide

A permanent solution to a temporary problem

She/he could've lived on but chose the easy solution, suicide, instead of fighting.

by Jay 4746 August 10, 2021

suicide

are you okay? i’m here to talk. feel free to message me on instagram: fernbun222. i’m a supportive person who has been through this.

<3 please be safe <3 suicide is never the answer

by fern bun August 29, 2021

suicide

suicide is when someone chooses to end their life . it is also something thats always on my mind when im not asleep . it shouldnt be joked about but , most of the time the people that joke about it are suicidal .

dude : hey dude , dont you think elliot's been acting weird lately ? they gave me a bunch of their stuff yesterday ....

dude 2 : ..... didnt you hear that they commited suicide earlier today ???

dude : oh .....

by atsushi lover October 13, 2021

Suicide

The thing I'm going to do if I don't pass my science exam

Suicide: After he checked his grade he shot himself with a gun in the head therefore leaving him bleeding out on the floor and if he hadnt already died from the gun shot he would die from blood loss, atleast he doesn't have to take anymore fucking exams agian.

SIDE NOTE:

Dont kill yourself pls
U have lots to live for and there are people who love you

by ChestnutSalmon December 8, 2021