Snotty Journey

A clear, liquid, smooth running process that flows continually without obstruction or difficulty.

The Laptop was sent from Saudi Arabia to the UK, it was a snotty journey! Everything went well!

by SentryE3D January 11, 2023

snotty cock

A snotty cock is when the male blows his load into the females mouth and then the load comes out her nose and onto the males cock

Denise gave me a snotty cock last night

by Snottycocklover69 March 28, 2023

lepoard spotting

The unique pattern of fecal matter sticking to the bowl after a large bowel movement has been flushed.

(Often remaining after multiple flushes.)

Ronny was quite embarrassed when lepoard spotting his girlfriend's toilet after her Cinco de Mayo party.

by Money Mark May 24, 2009

Chimney Spotter

Local nickname for a bloke in Beverley who used to walk around looking up at the chimneys on houses whilst laughing and getting sexual satisfaction! Also used to pace alongside trains in the station nodding at his reflection in the windows!

Darrel: "Who's the window licker with a hard on looking at my roof?"
Chris: "Chill mate, he's the Chimney Spotter"

by oscarino June 7, 2009

Pig Spotting

Keeping a look-out for police officers who might interrupt your smoking pot and/or doing dirt.

PERSON1: Man this locks being a bitch to break! Pig spot for me!
PERSON2: OK.

POLICE1: Looks like a stereo thief and somebody pig spotting.
POLICE2: I don't think he seen us, approach with caution...

by Super__Villain February 12, 2010

Train Spotting Safety Net

(n) Stag term for the drug Naloxone ( aka NARCAN). Term is based on the drug addiction movie Train Spotting and the drugs use in countering opioid overdose.

Don't worry. We can shoot up. I've got plenty of Train Spotting Safety Net in case we OD.

Train Spotting Safety Net is great but who's going to administer it if we OD?

by Funmunke April 2, 2017

Rusty Spotted Cat

A goon who spends all day shut in his mom's basement looking at cat pictures and videos on the internet.

I was going to ask Aaron if we wanted to come to the racetrack with us, but he's being a total Rusty Spotted Cat.

by Tactical Panniculus August 28, 2018