Snorkeling

When you know you are completely underwater (overwhelmed) but still breathing. You just keep waiting for low tide (metaphorically) to come in.

“How are you doing?” “Oh, just snorkeling. Hoping things will lighten up this weekend.”

by MamaAgave February 11, 2023

Snorkelers

The act of sucking the bosses dick in QR, in order to receive overtime favors.

Dan and Lucas really are snorkelers in the office, look at all the overtime they get!

by SEABISCUIT797 December 22, 2023

Snorkeler

A log of shit is so big and long that it partially sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl.

"I just took the biggest shit ever."
"How big?"
"It's a snorkeler."
"Jesus Christ."

by Mr. Brian December 29, 2023

Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.

Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.

by SoaringSpentar December 1, 2023

Snorkel twin

Similar to Eskimo brothers, but includes receiving an STI/STD and finding out from your buddy they also have the same STI/STD from the same girl.

Alex: Dude Patricia gave me chlamydia.

Luke: dude she gave it to me too!

Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*

by Billy Joe Jackson December 2, 2020

Sack snorkeling

When a person is giving head to another and they lick the ball sack of the individual receiving the blowjob.

My wife loves to sack snorkel

My wife is a sack snorkeling queen

My wife sack snorkeled me last night.

by Buckfutter1980 November 11, 2021

snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...

First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st

by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021