slumberbater

A slumbering man or woman who pleasures themself while in the presence of another slumbering individual. Unkowingly to the slumberbater they may or may not try to interact with said slumbering individual.

I didn’t know you where a full on Slumberbater
Oh I must have been slumberbating again... do you need a mankin.

by Lilmisscunt May 7, 2018

slumberschmacked

Being so tired that you become drunk without any actual alcohol involved

Person 1: yo you drunk?
Person 2: nah I’m just slumberschmacked

by schmark123 June 24, 2018

stumble-splutter

Where you make a loud burbling sound with your lips as you trip and go sprawling; this can help you to better focus your mind to hopefully not get hurt or damage anything in your fall, plus it will not overly alarm others in your general vicinity.

Petite slight-figured cutie: I totally love my new heart-throb like you wouldn't imagine; I just get concerned whenever we try to go for walks together across uneven ground like a lumpy grass-field, since he is not very sure-footed or steady-balanced in these terrains, plus he's much taller and bulkier than I am, and so I cannot safely/effectively try to catch him if he starts to topple over. He's usually able to land without injury if he has plenty of space to flail his arms and break his fall on the way down, though; I have therefore learned to just jump back out of the way whenever he makes a stumble-splutter, and so usually he merely thuds heavily without incident, and then simply clambers back up and takes my hand again to stroll on as if nothing happened.

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

Stumble buckle

When you got your girl laying on her back doing anal with your toes in her pussy interchanging left and right feet white the girl sucks the pussy juice off her toes and you are defecating.

I stumble buckled the shit out of your mom last night

by Ikmary September 18, 2018

Slumberland Furniture

A wonderful place in Minnesota where dreams come to die, shitty furniture with a big tag on it, some salesmen are cool drug dealers and others are stuck up old bitches, but hey come on in because It's "A Good Life" ©

Hey Tom Wana go to slumberland Furniture no George that place is depressing as hell

by Okay sure man February 6, 2019

slumberparty

A party with no slumber

Let’s have a slumberparty with everyone

by Futher mucking tea May 20, 2019

slumberkins

a group of alcoholic, horny, genius yet special kids that grind at school on the weekdays and go fucking hard on the weekends. destruction, pregnancy, and death is likely among this group. regardless, they continue to make stupid and reckless decisions because of a dangerously high consumption of alcohol.

slumberkins, ASSEMBLE

by graze69 October 17, 2019