Sarcasm Fag

Admit it, we all hate it when everybody posts, tweets, and talk about the same exact thing. But there comes a time when that hate solely transitions towards the person who uses sarcasm when describing the plethora of posts, tweets, etc. aka the Sarcasm Fag. This person takes advantage of any opportunity he is given to give back a sarcastic remark that has no relevance with the general conversation in attempt to make themselves appear as articulated and funny. It doesn't make you articulated and funny. Don't be that guy.

Person 1: "This new apple update is crazy"

Person 2: "What is up with my iPhone right now lol?!"

Person 3: "I hate this update, it's terrible"

Person 4: "Wow guys! I didn't realize there was an iphone update!"

Person 4 is a sarcasm fag.

by urbanDicktator November 19, 2013

sarcastic arrogance

when your self esteem is super low, but you still constantly compliment yourself

Sam: Man I'm so sexy.
Britney: You don't think that.
Sam: You're right, I'm just sarcastically arrogant.
(congrats u just learned about sarcastic arrogance)

by Firefly_The_Pigeon March 2, 2014

sarcasimistic

An adjective used to describe how someone says something, eg 'That was a sarcasimistic comment'. It is generally used by very intelligent people who need something more than sarcasm, sarcastic and all the other sarcas- words. These people should be treated with respect and worshipped.

'Wow, that was a really sarcasimistic comment'

by Mr +180 IQ December 8, 2014

sarcastagasm

Of the Orgasmic nature, but also of the sarcastic nature, At the same time if you will. Not that the sarcasm must be at least 50% or more than the level of the Orgasm, Also within at least 30 seconds of the "Sarcastagasm"

Lillias: "I had to have a Sarcastagasm last night with Brian."

Henery:"Really? I totally also had a Sarcastagasm with my real girlfriend... I swear shes not fake."
Lillias: "Your dick is way to big to have a real Sarcastagasm, unlike Brian..."

by xXxFloyd4LifexXx December 15, 2014

sarcasterious

The act of being so seriously sarcastic that you approach the point of ridiculosity.

Jackie: "OMG french toast sounds AMAZING!!!! I'm suffering from french toast deprivation!!!"

Aren: "Well, get some poor sap to make you some damn french toast then. . "

Jackie: "Psh, bichhh, I am woman!! I'll make my own damn french toast!"

Aren: "Damn lady calm down! You deserve to have breakfast made for you every once in a while."

Jackie: "hehe, i know you dummy. I was being super sarcasterious. Now make me some damn french toast! There's bread in the cupunit"

by Grendel09 February 25, 2015

Sarcasticator

A person of high intelligence and quick wit. Able to leap tall idiots in a single bound.

A smartass extraordinaire.

Obviously, very handsome man or beautiful woman.

*In response to a sarcastic comment

My, my, you are quite the sarcasticator!

by ILikeMyYolksRunny April 19, 2016

Sarcasm

Only the most effective way to irritate adults, or any authority figure for that matter. Sarcasm is the use of words or phrases that mean the opposite of the message that you are trying to convey.

Also useful for fighting against stupidity, e.g. "you think it's a good idea to go jump that guy but then say hey man it's just a prank". In this situation, sarcasm is the best possible response. You should say, "yeah, right", in the most painfully obvious way as to say that you are joking. This is because, due to sarcasm's rather contradictory and convoluted nature, you automatically get PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. The way you use plausible deniability in this context is that if your friend were to get away with it, people might say that you encouraged him by saying "yeah". However, you can claim that you were being sarcastic. On the flipside, however, if your friend were to get stabbed, you would claim sarcasm as to debunk any responsibility for your friend's new injuries.

Also commonly used when in a bad mood, to convey that you are upset but unwilling to talk about it, typically accompanied by eye rolling.

Person 1: "so, how was school"
Person 2: "just GREAT!" With such dramatic eye rolling that they may as well be wheels
Person 1: "I don't like your sarcasm"
Person 2: "what, the sarcasm I got from you?"

by Godly_Goose July 7, 2016