skater punch

a crazy punch delivered to a head involving a partially closed fist smash a face at the speed of light very harmless punch

when you mess with the wrong skater he will close his fist point his palm in the direction of your face and unleash a very harmless skater punch to your skull

by Kevin , Steven Padilla March 2, 2008

fake skater

Person that cant skate that think's he skate's.. or think's he the best blah blah or a poser

see = poser

by A Guy February 20, 2004

skater stereotypes

Narcisisstic, obnoxious anarchistic douchebags. Far too many perpetuate these stereotypes, making the rest of them look bad.

For example, Bam Margera fits several of the skater stereotypes.

by Misanthropic Dragon 13 November 26, 2013

skater fag

Something that dumbasses say to start shit and results in getting the shit beat out of them buy much cooler people.

Dummie: "Dude you're just a skater fag"
Someone Cool: *proceeds to destory "Dummie"*
Dummie" *dies*

by Miles Dan October 2, 2004

skater weed

really bad weed, usually cheap and popular with the square skaters

what is this schwag?

i didn't have much bank, so i just got some skater weed.

by Mamao May 31, 2007

hardcore skater

A skateboarder who tends to dress in a more "punk" rock or "emo" style who refuse to define themselves as skaters who aim for fame. They start skating by pulling some difficult tricks before they can even push and can seem quite fearless with some of the tricks and spots they pick. They are also very aggressive and band together in large groups to intimidate security attempting to push them off of a private property.

Regular Skater: "No way will you hit that gap."

Hardcore skater: "Fuck that, I do what I want."

by BarethGale November 24, 2013

mongoose skater

A person who just rides a skateboard with out doing tricks

Boy: Do a trick
Girl: I can't do tricks, I can only ride
Boy: Your a mongoose skater?

by Showlow February 25, 2009