simulation argument's fool. no matter how many coincidences and strange things confront their pitiful mind, their beliefs are entrenched.
that fool is a simmer
by dickweed9000 October 23, 2020
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Absolutely beautiful fuckin top bloke with a iron pole instead of a phallus. Nobody every chats shit about a simmonds except those scrawny little beg cunts eh!
Absolutely beautiful fuckin top bloke with a iron pole instead of a phallus. Nobody every chats shit about a simmonds except those scrawny little beg cunts eh!
random bloke: “I was w simmonds yesterday”
sassy: “oh fr bro that’s mad i bet you got cooked eh cunt, it’s always a top time when your with a simmonds”
random bloke: “how’d you guess lad, nearly tripped balls last night it was so sick”
sassy: “only thing i’d expect from a simmonds”
sassy: “oh fr bro that’s mad i bet you got cooked eh cunt, it’s always a top time when your with a simmonds”
random bloke: “how’d you guess lad, nearly tripped balls last night it was so sick”
sassy: “only thing i’d expect from a simmonds”
by your bog-standard gerald November 15, 2020
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Friend 1- “Hey did you see Simmy do the dash today?”
Friend 2- “Yes, he was simply running at an extraordinary pace.”
Friend 2- “Yes, he was simply running at an extraordinary pace.”
by Boxtrotextravaganza March 7, 2021
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Get the simmon_ mug.A close resemblance in two or more processes of slow boiling, either in cooking or being "hot under da collar".
Nobody liked Reagan's clueless running of da country, and da general heated-browed response to The Donald's four years of clumsy idiotic behavior seems quite simmerlar.
by QuacksO February 6, 2021
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