tasting shapes

You’re so high

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes

by Corc4 November 17, 2022

Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.

I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

queen shaped

When you rock the chub/fat with style. You've got the curve and you ain't ashamed of it. Slay, bitch!

Josh: Hey, Chad, have you heard of Cyana? She's so queen shaped.

Chad: Tf? Bitch get out of here with yo' waifus

by Miss_Wolfiee March 6, 2020

Shape

A geometrical formation with lines and edges (usually).

I am drawing a shape because I like to poop.

by Cool74+a August 20, 2022

SHAPE UP

Your far back inside out upside down backwards shape up and your glued edges

Ya Ebola shape up

by Jolicia:P February 1, 2019

WoWut Of Shape

Pron; Wow-ut of shape.

A physical health state defined by inactivity as a result of excessive online gaming, namely World of Warcraft.

Jay: Dude, the weather cleared up, so I decided to mow the lawn and half way through, I was fuckin' spent.

Mike: Hate to say it, but it's probably because you're WoWut of shape.

Jay: "WoWut of shape"? Is that a World of Warcraft knock?

Mike: Why yes it is, fatboy.

by Cory von Chaos August 11, 2009

Oddly shaped candle

When in rule 34 art, when a dick casts a shadow, but you can only see the shadow

“Oh, have you seen this art, that’s the shadow of an oddly shaped candle”

by Derpking666 December 30, 2023