Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.
The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.
by Solid Mantis February 01, 2021
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WoWut Of Shape

Pron; Wow-ut of shape.

A physical health state defined by inactivity as a result of excessive online gaming, namely World of Warcraft.
Jay: Dude, the weather cleared up, so I decided to mow the lawn and half way through, I was fuckin' spent.

Mike: Hate to say it, but it's probably because you're WoWut of shape.

Jay: "WoWut of shape"? Is that a World of Warcraft knock?

Mike: Why yes it is, fatboy.
by Cory von Chaos August 11, 2009
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tasting shapes

Dude I’m stoned I’m literally tasting shapes
by Corc4 November 17, 2022
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Shape shifting

When a girl changes how her face look with makeup
Yo Anna over there is changing her face with makeup. Yeah that's called shape shifting
by Erick Johnson II January 17, 2022
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lotta shape

Football: inspirational exclamation used to motivate players warming up.

commonly confused with: lotta shape (to be in a lot of shape during warming up)
Coach Amarillas yelled out "Lotta Shape its a big day for football men. Tonight is time for a lot of shimmershammer to happen" as they warmed up.
by Diction Ary November 02, 2003
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The Shape Sorter

When someone inserts a variety of hollow shapes into their anus and holds it there. Their partner then has to guess the correct shapes dildo to achieve anal penetration
Dude, we were doing the shape sorter last night andshe was trying to peg the crap outta me last night but I just kept on blocking her with the star shape.
by ageagainsthemachine October 08, 2021
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sweden shapes

Something that is down a boys pants
Can I have the sweden shapes?
by MemesAreTheDankest February 14, 2017
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