sam

Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.

"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."

by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022

SAM

Bro likes boys. Thinks about boys. Dreams about boys. Never stops talking about boys. Mentions boys to his tennis team. Mentions boys to his family. Goes to work thinking about boys, leaves work thinking about boys. Dreams of kissing boys and smooching boys. Goes to the gym thinking about boys. Eats dinner thinking about boys. He doesn’t care about anything else besides boys. Sexy boys.

Me: Sam are you good you look kinda pale.
Sam: *thinking about boys* “boys”
Me: alright you are fucking weird bro

by THEROC1233 April 9, 2022

Sam

A Sam is someone who is superior to Keira.

“Wow, Sam is way better than Keira!”

by NotSomeoneNamedSam January 31, 2022

Sam

A boy coming to terms with being gay

Sam is gay

by Lucylikesnobody September 24, 2021

Sam

A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.

Person 1: He was being a complete twat
Person 2: He is definitely sam

by F8ydoydupfitsoydgufy August 1, 2021

Sam

The most sweet, considerate, and caring guy you have ever met. He treats the people he cares about like gold. He's completely selfless, and so so giving. He's a ray of sunshine and lights up the room with his warm aura. You couldn't imagine a more perfect person to spend the rest of your life with. Husband material, always.

Sam is SO sweet. I can't believe he's actually real!

by staticcalm June 1, 2021

Sam

Someone whos obsessed with gay hentai traps and has jealousy issues he’s loving but also doesn’t care to resolve many issues and can be possessive

Oh yeah that’s guys a sam

by YOURMOMMASJOINT June 15, 2023