tactical retard

a person who uses the same tactic every time even though it usualy fails

chris: frontal assault will work.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
chris: maybe it will work this time.
HEADSHOT
steve: what a tactical retard

by MR.Chaosman12345 December 21, 2009

big fat fucking retard

mully

wow, isnt mully such a big fat fucking retard?

by sirspyhotdog May 23, 2021

Retard Motivation

The limitless determination errupted oftenly in mentaly-disabled/arrogent people when they really want to do something that would be normally considered frivolous, impossible, or even murderous, depending on the initiative of the person using it.

"Dude, I over at my friends house when he got really drunk and tried to fly down the stairs like superman"

"Yeah, he gets some retard motivation when he gets really sloshed"

by [e-mail] February 11, 2012

Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.

"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."

by slack455 July 31, 2012

retabled

Retabled is when ur retarded as well as disabled

Sometimes a word used because you forgot how to speak in common people English

When u go to say ur retarded and disabled at the same time and it comes out as retabled

Alice~*does something stupid once again*

Rebecca~ DAFUQ she doing?

Caitlin~OMG ur so retabled

by Bermudaaaaaa April 11, 2014

retard savant

A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.

Doug is such a retard savant, he actually thinks that Dragon Ball Z is real.

by CapnShea August 14, 2016

Retardaline

A special type of pill for autistic people

Jimmy did you not take your Retardaline

by MrMurphyOfficial January 24, 2019