remindissing

When you dig up old memories about someone, not to feel anything warm or reflective, but to talk shit about them. A hostile form of nostalgia where the past is revisited strictly for character assassination.

“We weren’t reminiscing about Mark, we were remindissing. Every story somehow ended with him being a jerk.”

“Careful, that conversation started friendly and turned into full-on remindissing.”

by W.D. Knox December 17, 2025

reindeer

it’s when you have a big green poop and want to tell people but don’t know how to say it

hey timmy i think i just had a reindeer..

by jagfieks bcjeiskbf December 31, 2025

Chocolate Reindeer

When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!

Boast; The missus was so pissed last night, she let me ride the Chocolate Reindeer!

by Used_Fuzzbox December 18, 2013

mama reindeer

Mama reindeer is yore best friend. She's there for u when you need her and she's really loyal. She can do whatever you ask her. Don't miss the chance to own one of these magnificent reindeers.

Wow that girl is such a mama reindeer! I can't believe she just helped that old lady!

by -allie November 20, 2015

Plastic Reindeer

When you put antlers on someone, wrap them in plastic wrap, and proceed to have very rough anal sex. Great for the Holidays or BDSM!

"Yo, my girl said I could give her a Plastic Reindeer!"

Guess Christmas came early!

by Rodger Stewart August 6, 2016

dancey reindeer

a mood when you are very ejaculated

Mom: i son how are you feeling
Son: i feel like a dancey reindeer !?
Mom: what in the actuall fuck

by bunnykisses1234 December 27, 2016

Mortal Reminder

The Mortal Reminder is doing an act where your fantasies take over so someone reminds you that you're doing some fked up shit.

I was jerking off to the hottest girl in class but she was right in front of me. A bit later the school shooter tells me to stop and to leave his corpse alone.

Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."

by Mister Dope June 5, 2018