Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
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Achieving excellence from pain in the ass experiences.
That horrible breakup actually allowed me to achieve some rectallence in so many other areas of my life, it was totally worth it!
by bonobogirl1 August 9, 2009
Get the Rectallence mug.A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
by Jordowns April 28, 2014
Get the Rectal Wrangler mug.A handjob given in a reasealable/ziplock bag with the intention of reducing the amount of mess made in the given environment. When finished the bag is then sealed and disposed of.
I gave him a Resealable wristy last night in the tent because I didn’t want to get the blankets dirty.
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by Dockalicious May 19, 2009
Get the Post-rectal warmth mug.You may eat food in a restaurant but would you return? You can eat food anywhere even out of a paper bag whilst you are walking down the street. Is that a restaurant? Allow me to up grade the definition. A restaurant is a place that offers well prepared food at a reasonable price.
The management and staff offer both first class hospitality and service. Usually the staff of a good restaurant are sent on regular training courses to guarantee that a high standard is always maintained and they work as a team to create a pleasant atmosphere for their clientele making them feel as comfortable as they would be if they were in their own homes.
The management and staff offer both first class hospitality and service. Usually the staff of a good restaurant are sent on regular training courses to guarantee that a high standard is always maintained and they work as a team to create a pleasant atmosphere for their clientele making them feel as comfortable as they would be if they were in their own homes.
The Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland is one of the best in the country. It should be on the itinerary of every person visiting the north of Ireland for business or pleasure
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