poster's remorse

the feeling one may have just as he or she hits the "post" button at UD talk or on the UD wall. just like closing the barn door after the horse has fled!

gee, you'd think all these defs i've published, all the talk posts, and all the stuff i've written on the UD wall should have given me a severe case of poster's remorse........nah, screw 'em all!!!

by earpuller July 21, 2006

Fucker's Remorse

Performing sex acts, with a person or several people at once and then regretting it later. Especially when the regret means claiming rape to save face.

"Jennifer came into the team locker room specifically requesting to be gang-banged. Then she got Fucker's Remorse after word got out that she had done it, she cried rape to keep people from knowing she was a slut."

by Heartsy454 January 15, 2010

Repoussé

repeated hammering from behind which often gives way to a new form

so i says to Maybel i says, "wanna come back to my place for from repoussé"

by Jason April 21, 2003

remorse return

A "remorse return" is returning something to a store when you feel terrible about having blown the cash on the purchase.

Mack was so sick about blowing 3 grand on a kayak at REI that he took it back and got a remorse return.

by MikeeP May 16, 2008

Remus

Used by individuals who are in dire need of some milk.

"I'm so thirsty, remus"

by HypersMyth November 22, 2018

Remosine

1. An object of intense luminosity.

2. A person that radiates positive vibes.

"Hey Steve, since when did you start shining like such a remosine?"
"Oh, you remember when I broke my controller by rage-squeezing, causing shards to penetrate my skin and cause permanent nerve damage? All because a 9-year old beat me in FIFA? Yeah I decided to really make a change!"
"Oh wow, that's so inspiring!"
"Thank you! Little Billy will never bother anyone again, and the judge said if I behave like a remosine for 110+ years I might even get released early! So what are you in here for?"
"I doubted the legitimacy of a word definition on urban dictionary."
"Hater."

by Ed Ymology August 28, 2021

suckers remorse

the regret of giving a blow job on the first date.

I got a bad case of suckers remorse after I realized my date didn't even take me to dinner!

by Dogg Daddy September 30, 2009