Remsen

Remsen is a pretty nice town that only city slickers wouldnt like. We have to deal with people from utica and only the retards go party and screw up their lives. It has some decent places to go, the soda fountain, general store, t.a.m.s diner, and others. The school is crappy with some crazy teachers that are highest paid in almost all of new york. The farms supply fresh food for us and money for them. We like living a half hour away from the city because it keeps them out of our hair and if you dont like it go somewhere else. If you are a stuck up city slicker stay out because we dont want your critisism.

Kid: Lets get out of this gross city and go to remsen

Mom: sorry theyre too cool for us

by PersonWithABeard May 29, 2011

remote viewer

An under-rated and oft unknown talent that CAN be practiced and was used by the US military to seek out distant and unseeable (by conventional means) things - for lack of a better word for 20 years - at least. Anything anywhere "anytime" can be remote viewed and the practice and use was and is scientifically viable. A TRUE psychic who is NOT a charlatan. One who partakes in the act of remote viewing using proper scientific protocols.

"The remote viewer was able to find the downed plane and the department forwarded the information to President Carter who was very impressed. The program continued for years until the CIA claimed that it didn't work. Many know that this is a typical doublespeak technique and that remote viewing is used today by some of the original military experts. Perhaps - although unprovable - by many governments and/or their agencies."

by psiscott April 26, 2006

remote control remote controller

A universal uninvented remote control device which would enable the user to overpower another users remote control on any given electronic device, when you don't like what actions the remote control holder is doing with their remote control.
I would invent it if i were Chinese and reading this.

1. I didn't want to watch that program he was watching on pay tv so i used my Remote Control Remote Controller.
2. I was sick of watching him do circles with his remote control helicopter so i overpowered him with my remote control remote controller and made some kickass swoops and dives.

by munyuck January 23, 2009

twice removed

Twice removed means that there is a two-generations difference. You are two generations younger than a first cousin of your grandmother, so you and your grandmother's first cousin are first cousins, twice removed.”

That my folks "Big Paul" he my Cousin "Twice Removed!" On my Momma Side!

by Bad Djames February 9, 2018

Cummer’s Remorse

The overwhelming feelings of guilt, shame, and disgust that immediately plague your mind after ejaculating from sex or sex acts with a questionable or out-right unacceptable quality of partner. Usually accompanied by horrible worry of disease, pregnancy, and public disapproval. Sufferers of cummer’s remorse can be identified by randomly exhibiting characteristics of horrible chills while muttering things directed at themselves like, “oh my gosh”, “wtf!?!?”, and “stupid, sick fuck!”

The cummer’s remorse I felt before I even pulled my dick out of that fat bitch was unbearable!

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

social repose

Richie Giese is Social Repose, he is an alternative musician and youtuber. He is from Maryland and is known for his style which includes a beautifully crafted headress and several body pieces to make himself unique. Richie has done many covers of songs from genres ranging from rap to rock. He truly is a great musician.

me:omg did you see the new Social Repose video?!
her: yes! it was amazing!

by socialdistortion June 12, 2016

Orderer's Remorse

When a person orders a meal in a restaurant and then regrets that they didn't order something else instead of what they initially ordered.

Person 1: "Why did I get the chicken? I should have ordered the steak?"

Person2: "Sounds like you have orderer's remorse!"

by Jokeboy83 July 23, 2010