Remsen is a pretty nice town that only city slickers wouldnt like. We have to deal with people from utica and only the retards go party and screw up their lives. It has some decent places to go, the soda fountain, general store, t.a.m.s diner, and others. The school is crappy with some crazy teachers that are highest paid in almost all of new york. The farms supply fresh food for us and money for them. We like living a half hour away from the city because it keeps them out of our hair and if you dont like it go somewhere else. If you are a stuck up city slicker stay out because we dont want your critisism.
Kid: Lets get out of this gross city and go to remsen
Mom: sorry theyre too cool for us