the not-necessarily-religious

The perfect religion for those who aren't sure if they really believe in a god, but don't want to risk the big red one. Based on being as good as you can be, but not going over the top and showing up the others, the religion of the not-necessarily-religious doesn't believe in rules as such, at least not written ones. Therefore there are no commandments, but believers are asked to be nice to people and to really try and not steal things or kill people, if they can really help it. Attendance at a church is by no means compulsory, or even advised, but a number of popular pilgrimages exist, such as the centre of the civilised world, Home Bargains.

"Hey Josh, wanna come pray to God with me and my good buddies?"
"Nah, I'm one of the not-necessarily-religious."
"Oh. I didn't know you were, uh, 'like that'."
"What the hell does that mean? Son of a bitch!"
"Ah, no! My splean!"

by Horace Wimp November 8, 2006

religify

(verb) to make someone or something religious.

I went to South America in order to religify the godless barbarians.

by Religify January 13, 2009

religiousy

very devoted and agrees with any doctine of any religion

My parents are very religiousy

by Ducky_Quackers December 16, 2008

Religiphile

A person who molests you and/or society with their religious beliefs.

Lesbian couple: “My girlfriend and I kissed in the park and some religiphile started yelling verses from the bible at us.”

by Jami Ezri December 28, 2015

religid

Religiously rigid.

Used to describe one intolerant of others views and liberties simply because said views conflict with their religion.

Just cause I don't believe what you do doesn't mean I am not entitled to the same liberties and freedoms. Stop being so religid.

by Davy Jones' Secretary April 8, 2016

Religidiculous

When a good tv series runs out of ideas and stars running episodes based on bible scripture using nonsensical fantasized overdramatical scenes with profits, Angels and radical spiritual ideals.

This show was awesome until it became Religidiculous.

by Mommyness July 25, 2016

Religionfluid

Having or identifying as multiple religions/beliefs

"I am Religionfluid"

by Rooks2 June 30, 2016