Platonic Reality

A) The real essence of anything that is dimly reflected in physical existence. For example, circular objects are crude approximations to an ideal perfect circle (The Platonic Reality of circles).

B) The Ultimate ...

C) Perfect, utopian, ideal

Originating from Plato, he thought what we see in the physical world is a dim reflection of the true ideal thing.

OMG, she is the Platonic Reality of all girls. hott.

by TTM November 1, 2004

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

take a reading

(verb) to take a reading is to check out a particular situation in a small way, in order to get an accurate idea of someone's character, usually for the future when the stakes may be higher. The person who is curious may do this deliberately -- or accidentally, for example by observing how a certain person treats others.

Friend #1: "Should I loan Alex my car?"
Friend #2: "Didn't you take a reading last year, when he borrowed your bike and returned it all beat up?"
OR
Friend #3: "Yeah, David definitely seemed like the man of my dreams, but I had to take a reading when he was rude to our waitstaff."
Friend #4: "OMG, how pathetic!"

by liv4mntns October 28, 2009

Real versus Reality

What you think, believe or desperately wish to be, compared to what actually is.

Wearing a face mask doesn't work, the virus is a hoax, hydroxychloroquine and demon sperm cures COVID 19.
Well, there you go. While these statements might feel good and support a given pre-established position, they do not reflect reality when thoroughly investigated without bias... Real versus Reality.

by YAWA August 1, 2020

cold reading

The art of fishing for information, while leaving the person being fished thinking that you gave _them_ the information.

As used by phony TV "psychics"

I used to think John edwards was Psychic, but no I realise that he was cold reading all along.

by I know! February 8, 2004

Post-Nut-Realization

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)

Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit”
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization

by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018

Master of Reality

Master of Reality is the third album by the hard rock band Black Sabbath.It was released in 1971. Master of Reality starts off with guitarist Tony Iommi taking a very large bong hit of marijuana and coughing in the song Sweet Leaf. The next song is a pro-christian song, which surprises many people, called After Forever. The album features 2 short opening peices to 2 of their songs, which the band seperated from the actual tracks to make the album look like it had more songs, which they did many times. This album is number 298 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of the top 500 greatest albums of all time.

Lets go smoke some pot and listen to master of reality.

by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006