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Ralph Macchio

A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.
"Oh my god, Ralph Macchio is lowkey so fine"
by BritainDaltonLover69 April 27, 2025
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Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.
Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.
by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024
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Ralph Kramden

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verb INFORMAL: to vomit.
kram·den

adverb: forcing the male organ into a woman's anus:

Combined; the act of making a woman choke on a penis after anel sex.
1.I put it in her butt then made her give me head, the classic Ralph Kramden.

2. I gave her the Ralph Kramden.
3. I Kramden it in her mouth after I butt fucked her and she Ralphed on it.
by jayram1408 February 5, 2023
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ralph sutton

a disease in which your eyes are entirely too close together. this can cause occasional bursts of stupidity and a lack of common sense.
WOW. did you see that ralph sutton, i have never seen anyone lick a window and eat crayons at the same time
by jefferypoundsthep2 December 10, 2011
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The Thomas Ralph

The act of having intercourse with your partner, while wearing nothing but a blue Velcro watch.
“I’m feeling frisky tonight, can we try The Thomas Ralph?”
by Bigbattyslayer_xx March 17, 2022
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Ralph feta

Loss of memory under alcohol’s influence
Radhika suffers from Ralph feta
by siddy October 8, 2022
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Ralph

The annoying classmate that gets everyone one in trouble. He loves to make fun of and annoying girls who he likes. He's obsessed with basketball even though he's horrible at it. He and his friends think they are always innocent and their not.
"Man Ralph is the worst, but I love him!" said Ella
by mr.zanewhy October 29, 2018
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