granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

roofies

A drug used for drugging someone; usually to get sex.

When mixed with alcohol it can kill somone.

Don't fuck around with this shit. If you cant get sex without this, you should just give up now. Or turn gay. :)

"He put roofies in my fucking drink.."
"I told you he wanted you.."
"He's a douche-bag"
"I'll kick him in the balls if you really want?"
"Nah, I did it last night already ;)"

by sweetypy313 March 16, 2010

Alaskan Roofie

When you hit a girl in the head at a party to knock her out before hooking up with her.

"I might give Suzy an Alaskan roofie at the party tonight and throw her on the back of the dog sled for the ride back out of Juneau."

by Tim Limowitz November 10, 2007

roofed

a term used in volleyball. where a player has spiked the ball which has been blocked by another player on the other side of the net. the ball then proceeds to travel straight down off the block and land on the floor. more often then not before the player who it the ball does.

if referee is a cool guy. will signal a roof block by raising his arms above his head to symbolize a roof.

ROOFED!! can often be heard from players on both sides of the court.

dude you just got fucken ROOFED

by balvball January 17, 2011

Diddler on the roof

In prison, it is the inmate who sleeps above the person which they rape.

"You got bunked up with Steve? That is not the diddler on the roof that you want to have."

by zaztastic September 1, 2013

roof rat

A sociopath who lies constantly, is manipulative , and leeches off others. A bottom feeding free loader who cannot hold a stable job and is frequently incarcerated in prison or mental institutions. A career criminal.

Ron is always broke and using people. He is such a roof rat.

by Sxxygirl05 November 8, 2014

thatch-roofed cottage

A small building used as a home for peasants in the countryside. They are very prone to burnination.

Trogdor just burninated another thatch-roofed cottage.

by SMD August 28, 2004