horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014

Risen Rooster

When your cock decides wake up. Another Term for getting a boner.

Dude... This girl just told me i had a risen rooster in class

by Dofnugget November 11, 2016

red rooster wifi

The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit

worst wifi imaginable

1: “holdup im lagging so much right now”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

Putting on the Rooster Suit

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.

"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."

by romanjonesz October 10, 2015

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

by Tcop October 14, 2020

Shoot the rooster

During a mfm threeway with the girl on top of one guy she tilts her back shouting out in delight (crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to cough and choke.

Dude, the other night Steve and I were with Mandy and she was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get her to quiet down

by Lahist March 7, 2023

snub the rooster

jerking off, masturbation

Joe likes to snub the rooster when his roommate, the carnie, is not home.

by Dougie1234567890 November 12, 2006