Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.

“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”

by Missy Muff February 23, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Retabretsam

(Noun)-

Someone who ejaculates with their back turned towards you.

Oh, there's that "Retabretsam"... I better watch to make sure he doesn't turn around and start whackin' it.

by Where's Waldo?!? February 12, 2010

rehanditard

A mix between the words handicapped and retard. Making it a retarded handicap.

Tara:Is Iraq the capital of America?

Karl: No you rehanditard!!

by EliteDarkLord3.14159 February 4, 2010

retabb

A meaningless insult you’re left with when some dumbass on iFunny tries to troll you, but can’t even spell.

Had to Urban Dictionary retabb to see what it meant. Turns out it’s not a real word.

by LinzyTheButcher May 15, 2018

rehatetionship

A relationship where instead of there being mutual love between two people it’s a mutual hate

“I ship you with Brian”
“Ew I hate him”
“Exactly. It’s a rehatetionship

by Magic words September 15, 2018