Cockam's Razor

States that if he has a big floppy cock; that is why you're fucking him.
He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.

So he has a fat cock?

What? How did you know?

Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.

It's not the big fat cock though....

Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.

It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!

Well, Cockam would disagree.
by Hym Iam November 30, 2020
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Razor Wyre

An incredibly sexy person. Listens to the best music ever. Wanted to be crowned king of the world by most.
by Razor Wyre December 16, 2003
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Hollaway's Razor

The harder the media pushes a story, the more you should look away for what they aren't telling you.
A: Do you think JFK was assassinated by a lone gunman?

B: nah, Hollaway's razor
by maxxmane April 01, 2023
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ROV's Razor

If an argument taken to its logical conclusion, leads to the prventable death and/or subjugation of its proponents, then it shall be dismissed.
Commie: "Communism is the greatest economical system created by man. "
You:"But it leads to the death and subjugation of those who adopt it, so it can be dismissed with ROV's Razor."
by _ROV_ March 03, 2019
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razor seeded

Bro, let's get razor seeded this weekend
by 058satan January 28, 2015
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McTernan’s Razor

The simplest solution is the opposite of what John says.
Mate, how do I make an accurate prediction? Just use McTernan’s razor.
by Schist & Hornblende July 19, 2023
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