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Qwerty Spasm

To hit random keys on your keyboard at a high speed when chatting online for an instant reaction to an otherwise problematic or over-joyous statement/event.

Qwerty spasms can also be used as conversation starters, online 'ice-breakers', or means of beginning a blog/online journal.
"sakjdsadgsad"
"what is it?"
"lolsrry, i thought a Qwerty Spasm would break the silence"
"ohh"
"askjehjfsadk"
"...why another spasm?"
"bcuz, dude, i just lost the game"
"lkjkjfhskjkjsafd"
by Gokiburisan January 8, 2011
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qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm

When you are really board and you didn't knew, that there are qwerty Keyboards. So, it's seemes you're board to death. Hav fun with qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
A: Hey! I'm going to qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm today!
B: You mean qwertyyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
A: No, I'm german. :)
by King of boredom August 24, 2018
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qwertyuioplmnbvcxza

A word that occurs if you type a circle on an english keyboard. The german translation would be: qwertzuioplmnbvcxya with y and z changed. Ususally happens if a human being is bored.
Oh. I'm bored. I'll type qwertyuioplmnbvcxza
by Pseudo187 December 9, 2013
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the ULTIMATE ULTIMATE stage of boredom. it is qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ written again in reverse.
Me: Ugh I'm so bored I managed to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;//;p.lo,kimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and search it.
Friend: ?!
by Veemo9785 July 23, 2021
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If you are bored and have a computer this is probably what you would type in you probably have also typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm you still haven't reached the highest level of boredom
person 1:bored
person2:i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person1:well i just did qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
person2:well i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm....
by itsyourboytom March 22, 2017
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Dirty QWERTY

The dirty QWERTY is when you crap on someone's keyboard.

It could also be just like a stink palm where you stick your hand in between your ass cheeks and then use someone's keyboard.

Or it could be actually taking a dump on someone's keyboard. Either way.

Poop + Keyboard = Funny
Donald was toally annoying at work today. After he left I went over to his desk and gave him a dirty QWERTY. Hope he likes that tomorrow morning.
by bigfletchdog December 23, 2007
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