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Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.
by xavi_danger July 26, 2022
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Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.
by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016
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Putin

by Hohol666 November 22, 2021
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Putin pal

The numerous millionaire and billionaire friends of Vladimir Putin who got rich from their government connections after the end of the Cold War. Vladimir Putin, Putin, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trump treason, Trump bump, the Orange King, President Chaos, Russia, Russiagate, Mueller investigation, James Comey, FBI, CIA, intelligence community, Paul Manafort, Jarod Kushner, Kremlin
CNN spends each night on Russiagate and trying to expose all of the Putin pals. I don’t believe anything the news is saying about it though.
by joecoolthefool February 21, 2018
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Putin

"hey Do you know who Putin is?"
"a piece of shit, i hardly know him"
by Joana777 March 8, 2022
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putin

a male woman who likes to jack off big centipedes at the news magazines, like, bruh, who does that? such dumdums
maragret: man, im such a putin, i always end up jerking off big centipedes in magazines
robrin: man, maragret is such a putin, bruh
by wrai July 10, 2021
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Putin-influencer

A deeply jealous person who harbours deep seated resentment or suspicion towards those on the other side of the grass.

An unvaccinated person whose entire platform is tribal, ethnic & gender division... Geez no wonder they think men & women are 2 different species.
Putin-influencer Jenn: "all men are dogs", "we're into bad boys".
by Andres Ruiz1 March 31, 2022
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