Meat Puppet

Anal penetration of a female by a male while a second female fists the first females vaginal cavity and grabs the males penis during anal intercourse while holding firmly until male climaxes

Theses two girls gave me a gnarly meat puppet last night.

by Yaggggi August 3, 2023

Fuck-Puppet

An assistant in a horrible situation who has awareness of the level of fucked, but continue anyway in a form of negligence and obedience.

Even the most whipped, galighted person must realise they have become the fuck-puppet to a cult leader and make a choice between stopping or continuing. She chose the latter and at that point my sympathy ends.

by Sarcasticbrit June 8, 2022

arse puppet

is to be known as someones bitch (in a male to male relationship)

little johnny became his cell mates arse puppet when he was in lock up

by Matt .T .P February 17, 2008

puppet history

This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.

"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."

by sleeepytime July 31, 2021

Stork Puppet

The act of fisting an anorexic female.

Kate Moss is a total Stork Puppet.

by Cave Moss February 24, 2012

Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.

me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."

by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017

fuck puppet

brendyn

this fuck puppet always screws things up

by 7roadking June 20, 2018