cunt punt

the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.

"damn did you hear how Melissa cunt punted me!?"

by dr dick n balls October 27, 2017

Punt

A sex act where you put your foot in a woman’s vagina

Man 1: I totally punted marnie last night
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punting trip to craigslist!

by NotTheBiggestFanOfDodge May 30, 2023

punt

To attempt something half-heartedly, or to try and do something without any guarantee of success (at least in the near-term).

I'm going to punt a couple of job applications tomorrow. We'll see how that goes...

by Hilario F. May 18, 2024

Punt

Punt (AKA Punk) from a 5 year old; something or someone worthless or unimportant, slang, a young inexperienced youth.

Stoping being a punt!

by UnderCoverMother! January 20, 2018

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

kum punting

This is when you fail to perform a kum fumble.

Yo shawty, my load time was all whack so I ended up kum punting.

by Jigga Jigga Hey Oh December 17, 2008

Dick Punt

Essentially if you dont want a long term relationship with a girl so you give her the worst dick ever. As a result she doesnt text you back and you can go about your lives.

I gave this girl the dick, but I dick punted and moved on, and so did she.

by Sal1212 October 28, 2019