Punch Monkey

Hard core bong head, known for pulling cones too quickly - usually sucking so hard the greenery gets sucked back into the chamber before it has all blazed up. Also noted for a love of gutter hash, and dehydrating the bong water to salvage the hooch they stupidly pulled through prematurely.

Two notorious punch monkies lived for many years in a share house in Canberra Australia. Late one night after many phone calls, and no luck getting any weed, one dropped a few Rohies he was saving for a rainy day and blacked out on the couch. The other Punch Monkey saw an opportunity and envisioning lungs full of gungie tar, intubated the dude with a length of pipe and siphoned the black fluids from his mates bronchal tubes. Apparently it smoked up ok and took the edge off.

by ollie twisted May 8, 2010

punch the prime minister

Aussie slang for jerking off

dude 1: oi mate can I come into ya bloody dunny? I need to punch the prime minister
dude 2: nah mate, I'm punching the prime minister

by HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH man May 27, 2018

Punch in the mouth

A Mr. Misty, or an Artic Rush At Dairy Queen

Ask For A Punch In The Mouth Instad Of An Arctic Rush At Dairy Queen

Me: (To Lady At Window) Hi, I'd Liek A Punch In The Mouth
Lady: What Flavor?
Me: Cherry Please
Lady: Okay
(Comes Back And Hands Me A Cherry Arctic Rush)
Me: Thanks!

by Steven Sargent September 26, 2006

Punch Face

A face that immediately makes the person seem like a complete tool and makes you want to punch it.

Cathy: Fuck, I hate him

Me: Yea, he really has a punch face

by hisrealnamestartswithaC June 10, 2010

punch the clown

To hit a clown on the face.

When I was angry, I punched the clown.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

punch the ticket

Verb
To penetrate the anus using one's penis.

See also:
buttfuck
assfuck
ass ramming

"Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!"

by JLB3 April 29, 2005

punch the clock

Another euphemistic phrase coined by The Colbert Report, this time referring to the solitary action of masturbation -- "better than sex because it's on your time" therefore "Punching The Clock".

Stephen closed and locked the bathroom door, sighed, glanced at his watch, and proceeded to punch the clock.

by Not Stephen Colbert October 8, 2007