punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate

Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?

by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019

larynx punch

A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.

Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.

Yo man, dude was checkin out them itty-bitty-titties and he just got larynx punched.

by Rodrigo Arthuro Jose Gonzalez February 24, 2015

Weasel punch

The act of smacking or otherwise hitting someone(specifically in the face) with a hairbrush.

Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.

by Editorial Salmon January 8, 2012

Kitten Punch

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."

kitten punched

by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015

Lunch Punch

When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.

Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.

Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.

Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.

"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."

by blackout123 October 8, 2011

red punch

When you fist your girlfriend on her period and immediately leave to the next room to punch her sister.

her sister was a bitch after I gave her the Red Punch.

by awesome possum51423 May 19, 2016