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green puddle skipper 

a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.
"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
green puddle skipper by LightBoy December 9, 2005
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Snuggle Puddle 

An impromptu snuggling session brought on by the power of love, in which people lay down and rest on each other in a splayed out fashion. (Needs 3 or more people)

Note: It is in no way sexual, and random groping of others is prohibited. In other words– NOT an orgy.
"Hey man, I feel a snuggle puddle coming on"
Snuggle Puddle by Pronouns November 19, 2009

cuddle puddle 

When 2 or more people are involved in cuddling/spooning. It looks like a pile of people who all love each other. It can take place on the floor, bed or couch. Use the cuddle puddle technique when you want to hug all of your friends at the same time.
Richard: What are you guys doing on the floor?
Sasha: It's a cuddle puddle! Come join our cuddle puddle!
cuddle puddle by Reecie Peecie January 14, 2010

muddle puddle 

An area at a rave/club where ravers/club goers sit down and engage in one or many of the following activities-massages, kissing, drug use, trading candy bracelets, personal glow stick light shows, drug use, vicks vaporub inhaling, back cracking etc.
Scott doesn't care about the music or dancing, he just cares about getting fucked up and socializing in the muddle puddle with all the other candy ravers.
muddle puddle by feetoid August 20, 2009

butter puddle 

The lower valley of a women's back. Preferably below a tramp stamp.
Jane didn't want a facial so I put it in her butter puddle
butter puddle by brewdrewzoo September 27, 2013

Poop Puddle 

When somebody poops in random places to cause havoc for joggers and bikers.
Son of a bitch! Another Poop Puddle!
Poop Puddle by Lanosaurus! January 14, 2005

cum puddle 

the puddle of cum that accumulates on your boxers and pants after a wet dream. some people clean it up and some just roll over and go back to sleep.
Dude 1: "Dude I woke up to a vicious cum puddle last night but was wayyyy too tired to clean it up."

Dude 2:"..................I know what your sayin."
cum puddle by bloodywank February 20, 2011