ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

Shopping perspectives

When people from northern europe travel to Africa to see the poverty and get a kick out of reality, in order to put their everyday life 'in a bigger perspective'.

"So has he been out saving the world with Bono the past 4 months?"

"No, I think he's just been shopping perspectives.."

by The Love Cats March 26, 2010

Rear Projection TV

Older televisons that only come in sizes 40'' and up. The largest rear projection tv is 60''. They stopped being prouduced in around 2005. They use special lamps to run, which at times (1 to 2 years) need to be replaced. Plus there heavy as fuck.

Jon: "Hey man, wanna go buy a new rear projection tv? there huge! 60''! Scott: Sure, but there heavy as fuck though!

by someguyudon'tknow October 16, 2013

Forced perspective

Forced perception is when you take a photo or create a false vision where size is in equal proportion.

If you place a foot right up close to the camera and have a person far away, but in alignment with the foot to create the illusion of a giant stepping on them. That is forced perspective.

by Faceman101202303 July 27, 2016

linear perspective

Using lines going diagonally backward to make art look nice.

I painted a box. It had a linear perspective.

by Set Blue 23 October 5, 2017

Porno Projectile

Squirting on the next level.

“Looking at Jia Ming gave me a Porno Projectile.”

by LucasAK June 7, 2018