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professorial chic

1. A men's style of dress that strikes a balance between casual and dressy and is decidedly classic, understated and non-trendy. It usually includes some combination of the following:

- a tweed, houndstooth or camelhair jacket; a long raincoat worn over one of the former
- a chunky wool sweater, preferably made in the british isles
- a wool turtleneck
- plaid slacks, corduroy pants, jeans

- dress shoes or boots

Can be complimented by glasses and/or a restrained jewfro. One does not need to be a professor to embrace this style, and it is usually more effective in garnering compliments if worn by someone who is not a professor. The look is an homage to Donald Sutherland's style in many of his 70s film roles including Klute and Don't Look Back.
WOMAN: "With so many little beard-boys here tonight, it sure is nice to see a gentleman in professorial chic. Maybe sometime you can teach me a lesson..."

MAN: "Later, at my place."
by Waddy Wendell January 16, 2014
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prodtesting

The foolish act of pushing untested software to production environments in order to "test" its functionality.

Similar to the "fuck it, run it" process in the high performance automotive field.
dev: We've got a new, super-awesome version of the gameserver that's going to fix all of our problems.

ops: Ok, let's get that out to QA and test it.

dev: Nah, we're prodtesting this one.

ops: ....
by badsfo May 14, 2014
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protest poop

When a dog is unhappy with you, it will poop somewhere inconvenient , like your shoe or the door mat. With absolutely no attempt to go outside to show you how upset they are.
Man: Goldie's upset I took her to the vet

Woman; how can you tell?

Man; when we got home she left a protest poop on my bed
by Tree trunks June 24, 2014
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professional reality star

Somebody who makes a living from appearing on various reality television shows.
'Kim Kardashian is such a talentless idiot! It makes me sick how much money she get's paid for doing this crap!'

'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.
by Fcuk You September 20, 2014
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professor stoner

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.
Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!
by CleanBandit April 30, 2015
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Professional Bunnage

A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".

Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.

The two "n's" represent the ass.
James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.
by Stimperson October 30, 2016
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professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.
He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.
by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017
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