pregnancy

If you have to come here to figure out what this word means, I hope your girlfriend never becomes it.

PregnantGirl: My boyfriend stuck his pizzle in my vizzle and now I'm in a state of pregnancy.

by pliz October 7, 2003

prenaptual agreement

To come to an understanding that having sex does not mean having a relationship. Usually needs to be explained to the female half.

Are you banging her ?
Only once, we had a prenaptual agreement.

by larry h January 6, 2008

Pregnant Racing Woman

a woman who is running in a race while she is pregant.

Georgia is a 6 months in being a pregnant racing woman some say she will retire

by Juddah March 30, 2009

Pregnancy brain

When your math teacher can’t teach no more

I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain

by Penisluver27 May 11, 2018

Peenalize

How all idiots pronounce the word penalize.

I will peenalize you for putting the wrong answer.

by Joseph Russo January 10, 2019

pregnant richard

richard is a very sensitive person and if you ask him if he’s pregnant he will deny it even though he is. he is having a boy and naming him “Mk”...richard will be a great mother to his baby!

me: “richard are you pregnant??”
richard: “nope”

pregnant richard

by pregnant richard January 16, 2019

crazy pregnant

Someone who has violated the law of coverage not once, but multiple times. The law of coverage states that you should avoid allowing the number of children from outnumbering the number of parents or combined number of parents and those willing to take care of the children full-time.

Kate was crazy pregnant. So was Octamom. As well as Michelle Duggar.

by LingoMasterMike September 27, 2011