poontater

Someone who frequently mishears what others say, thereby making themselves seem stupid.
Arose from an individual mishearing "Tomb Raider."

I said cheese stick, not cheese dick you poontater!

by Lindsey Hatcher May 27, 2008

Poontaker

Noun- Stemming from the Latin root Poonius Tactus, Poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word "Roommate" using the texting application T9. Used in latin and then later seen in old english as Poontankium, a "Poontaker" is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of Europe.

- Do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?

-I have some of the worst poontakers around.

-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.

-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.

by WhatwordsyouspeakingFrenchy June 27, 2009

Poontachas

The act of getting alotta ass

Shlomo and Benisti get the most poontachas

by Poontachas September 9, 2010

poofka

To flick the back of your hand very rapidly at another dudes nuts, i.e. snapping your arm, wrist, and fingers like a whip. Hurts like a bitch. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

noun: Stan was being a prick so Josh gave him a poofka. Stan collapsed in pain on the ground.

verb: Stan said "Why did you poofka me??!!?"

by BMS October 11, 2004

Poofcat

A gay cat who likes to dress up in fetish wear/ rides in the front of cars/ doesn't like to be put in a kettle

Poofcat pie tastes good and wholesome

by jayjay October 22, 2003

Pooptash

To put your finger up your arse and wipe it underneath someone's nose (the moustache area).

Heather gave Amy a nice, thick pooptash as she slept.

by SexMeUp January 1, 2007

poontastrophy

The act of failing in the search for a suitable poon and ending up with a undergroomed disgrace of a poon

i had a major poontastrophy last night with an old lady and her cat

by the poon tits December 14, 2010