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Get the Pooch mug.You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
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Get the pooch mug.Any healthy good lookin animal that has a personality, and/or stands out from the others. Usually they are spunky, adorable, precious and smart. They have pretty colors and a pretty face.
That squirrel followed us home.That's a fricken pooch right there.
Flipper the dolphin, Mr. Ed the horse, and Lassie the dog all represent pooches.
Flipper the dolphin, Mr. Ed the horse, and Lassie the dog all represent pooches.
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Get the Freon pooch mug.A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017
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