Any girl that walks, talks, or sounds annoying in the slightest way. If she has annoyed you she’s a pooch
by Papa_PepperoniBlogna March 2, 2022

by diilarnmindcontest69 August 28, 2020

1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.
2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.
2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.
by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016

by Kaurae May 22, 2021

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.
*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.
by catlady8 December 9, 2012

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017
