Poocelain

Commonly known as a skid mark, this is a poo-stain than has unforgivably transpired onto the porcelain backboard of the toilet.

Your Dad: I've left some bad Poocelain back there.
You: Get a grip Dad.

by PeeledWig June 11, 2016

poocles

a person u regard with fondness

where has my poocles been? why my poocles has been in Manchester!!!

by Geps and Jobes October 17, 2003

poodel

Pubes

"His poodel is barking for attention."
"Yeah, that speedo was NOT a good choice..."

by Boobieface June 30, 2009

porcelain rust

Fecal residue left on the inside of the toilet, either above or under the water, for more than 3 days.

Dude, someone totally butt scuffed the toilet here.

Naw, dude, thats porcelain rust.

by Notorious B I Scuffer February 15, 2010

Poockle

A cucumber left inside an anus for a sufficient period, allowing it to become pickled poop.

Most poockles are dill, but I prefer bread and butter.

It's a lot easier to make spears than it is to make poockle chips.

by Fridgemeister March 11, 2013

Porcelain Pussy

When You sit on a niggas leg and it deteriorates.

My leg gone!

Taylor Brost has porcelain pussy.

by GregoryGordan April 14, 2014

Porcelain Nuke

The act of shitting so hard, that you end up shattering the toilet bowl, sending porcelain shrapnel rocketing out of the bottom portion of the toilet, severing your ankles and rendering you a cuck.

Christopher Poole porcelain nuked the toilet soooooo hard the other day...Oh and he's a cuck.

by homosexualsapien January 30, 2015