Pontiac Parade

When you see 3 or more Pontiacs in a row on the road

While traveling on I75 North, I noticed the fast lane was reserved for the Pontiac Parade.

by WHITEKAT May 18, 2005

Ponti

Clueless monomaniacal buffoon.

That guy is such a ponti. He'll spend half an hour in the bathroom, in front of a mirror, combing his hair 'just so'; and then he'll walk out with toilet paper hanging from his open fly. (He thinks people are smiling because they're happy to see him)

by Ponti's Mother January 12, 2009

ponsi

Ponsi is a charming boy!
Very caring and always looking good
Such a cute short brown boy

Wow you see that boy, hes ponsi

by Froyt April 22, 2017

Ronis Ponis

Ronis Ponis is a beaver and a hero. He lives in a dam and is damn stupendous.

That Ronis Ponis over there sure likes to eat other Beavers’ asses.

by Hfskfbcnc38949682886 June 22, 2022

Pontiac

adjective: tacky in a New Jersey-eque, guido kind of way. Can refer to any manner of people, places, things.

The town of Secaucus, NJ is completely Pontiac, with it's lack of culture, lack of class, and tendancy toward all things guido

by dizzzzzzzzzz October 28, 2005

Pontiac Grand Prix

First appeared in 1962 as a full sized two door coupe, similar to the Bonneville. In 1969 it was moved to the mid-sized chassis shared with Chevy's Monte Carlo. Was given a re-style in 1973. Many would agree that 1962-1977 were the most stylish years for this personal luxury coupe. But it was down sized in 1978 to a boxy generic design which continued till 1988. Thats when the Grand Prix was redesigned as a Front Wheel Drive aero jelly bean on wheels. 4 Door models were offered, due to the declining popularity of personal luxury coupes. The Grand Prix lost it's uniqueness and was just another boring GM sedan. It was redesigned in 1997, and 2004, but still continued the same look until the Pontiac name was axed in 2009.

I don't know what GM were thinking in the 80's, but they turned the cool Pontiac Grand Prix into a boring crap box that looked the same as all their other cars.

by Metalhead83 December 6, 2011

pontiac g6

A car obviously made for ladies but mainly driven by queer men.

"oh look, a pontiac g6, must be a hot piece in there"
car passes
"never mind just a tool"

by eric gerstacker June 15, 2008