Nacho Puncher

When a dude during same sex intercourse, proceeds to aggressively lick off the cheesy like substance in between the other man's ball sack and asshole. (This substance is referred to as smegma.) Then spits it in his face and yells nacho cheese while pulling violently on his penis.

Guy 1: Wow, I am so sore from last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we Nacho Punched for hours.

or
Guy 1: We should try the Nacho Puncher.
Guy 2: Sure, I heard it was great at extending your penis.

by Rogue And N.A.S.A December 13, 2010

Ponche

A drink chosen by homosexuals and bisexuals.

A the girl refused Ponche because she hates homosexuals.

by Dr.Professional June 26, 2019

Twat Pincher

Someone who takes pleasure from pinching twats

"Ouch, that hurts, you damn twat pincher!"

by Tiffany Dizzle~ March 10, 2008

pants poacher

When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.

"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"

"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"

by ASTK January 18, 2009

Penis Poacher

Another word for a homosexual, faggot, colon cowboy, butt pirate, or fudgepacker.

"John, I think the that guy that put the rubber fist in my anus was a penis poacher"

by rgeezy January 8, 2009

Ivory Poacher

An often very attractive or successful black woman who only dates successful and desirable/attractive white males. These men are thought by white women as having been lured and stolen away by what they view as a novelty in the sexy, well to do black woman. The thought being that they should stick to their own men. The Ivory Poachers motives range from simple preference to spiteful retribution so the term can be applied lightly as a humorous description, or harshly as an insult.

"I should introduce shawna to my cousin Pookie".... "Nah girl, she a Ivory poacher...she like dat cream"

"I really thought there was something growing between Brandon and I...but now he's dating that black chick with the Mercedes...fucking Ivory poacher!"

by RoG03 August 31, 2016

dick pincher

A very tight vagina it feels like it is pinching your dick.

That chick is the best dick pincher I have ever had.

by bathroom bitches December 29, 2014