Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.
by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023
Get the Polish Alan mug.Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.
Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.
Wife: We don't own a Harley.
Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
Wife: We don't own a Harley.
Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
by mkb000 March 29, 2010
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by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014
Get the Polishing the cow mug.An intimate act where the giver rips it into a bucket for a long period. This is done the majority of the bucket is full. Then the bucket is dumped upon the receiver. This can be done Ice Bucket Challenge style yourself or by the giver heaving it onto the receiver.
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Get the polishing the rifle mug.A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.
Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?
*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?
*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*
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