pintar

Ken Howell's name for an Indian phone service representative

*Hindu voice* HELLO how is you today, thank you for calling directv. How may I help you. Ken says "Damn I got a pintar on the phone again"

by RhEEziE August 31, 2010

Nasty Pistachio

A vagina that tastes so bad that you have to eat a different vagina because it is the only thing that can get the awful taste out of your mouth.

Tom: I ate this girl out the other day and I can't get the awful taste out of my mouth no matter how many times I brush my teeth.
Dick: You gotta go eat out a different chick.
Tom: Why's that?
Dick: The only way to rid yourself of the taste of a Nasty Pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.

by Dale Wholphin November 11, 2011

Pistachio Wallop

A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly broken.

"Bitch, I'ma give you a pistachio wallop!"

by Gordoandbrian January 1, 2004

PITA

Acronym for Pain-In-The-Ass.

Can be used as a pet name for anyone considered a Pain in the Ass. For example, I refer to my spouse as "my little PITA" - he's none the wiser and it makes me feel better.

by Moccom October 21, 2010

pita

pita-

1) p.i.t.a; pain in the ass

2) someone who doesn't know when the eff to shut it(:

3) george w. bush

4) sarah palin

5) miley cyrus

6) rihanna;

7) angelina jolie

"your acting like a pita"

"she's being a little pita!"

by &roni; hollaaa(: April 11, 2009

PITA

Not to be confused with PETA, or the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, nor the Palestinian Information Technology Association, because that's silly.

i.e.: I really wish Isreal would stop prank calling the PITA...

by pseudonym! March 15, 2004

pietard

Similar to mootard, with more emphasis on the subject's obesity.

You fat, ugly retard. You're a pietard.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004