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Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)
Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."
by Dallas Bob March 29, 2007
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Pity Paddlers

People who are usually say they are Representatives or activist for a specialist or specialized group such as (disabled people,black people,gay,people women) who killed you into giving them money
BLM Pity Paddlers who said I was racist because I didn't want to give them money
by EmJayee May 24, 2018
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pity pee

When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.
Oi Greta, go pity pee so I can go pee for the 5th time without embarrassment.
by Whizza22 December 15, 2023
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pity screw

Said in situations where an individual has pity for a man and then screws him
Justin was Sabrina’s pity screw.
by anonymous March 12, 2024
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I pity the fool

Mr. T's "I pity the fool" means he literally feels bad for the person on whom he will be whupping their ass.
by jeek620 November 30, 2022
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You're Pitiful

a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.
According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence
by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023
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nity pitys

John you have nity pitys
by deez nuts are good September 10, 2022
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