One-eyed Angry Pirate

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

Dude: So, My girlfriend turned into a One-Eyed Angry Pirate again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Dude: I know.

by IronGoober April 4, 2005

Poo Pirate

A poo pirate is a homosexual man, commonly refered to as a fag or/and homo. However the term Poo Pirate is very fitting as they like to raid/ravage each others asses like pirates

"Man look at that poo pirate"

"Ur dads a poo pirate"

"What's the bet that guys a poo pirate"

"No need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate"

by Shush_rules November 23, 2006

Dual Protection

This desperate move is used during a threesome (2 guys, 1 girl) when there is only one condom available. When Guy1 is done banging the girl, he gives the used condom to Guy2 so he can bang the girl with protection.

Kyle decided to pull off the dual protection so DJ can get some as well. Besides the fact that the condom was soggy and tight on his big cock, DJ was able to get some.

by snakebiter October 7, 2009

The Greatest Pirate Hunter in the World

The one and only Captain Edward Reynolds, star of pornographic movies Pirates I and Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge.

Can also apply to anybody or anything regarding piracy.

"I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world."

"Damn, did you hear about those Somalis who got their heads blown off? Those SEAL snipers are the greatest pirate hunters in the world!"

by mvrick April 15, 2009

Filthy Pirate

Performing rough drunken anal sex with your partner's g-string or bloomers on your head, with a portion of material covering one eye. Filthy Pirate is often accompanied by a exuberant grunting "ARrrgh!" when you climax. The Filthy Pirate + is achieved by attempting the maneuver with your pet parrot. Extra points are awarded for completing this act on a boat, even more if at sea. Additional bonus points gained if bird talks during act, walks on partner, or eliminates on either party.

You could always count on ol' Jimmy to find a willing victim at the annual Columbus Day Festival, to embark on a filthy pirate with. It was a banner year when he brought along Arthur, his African Grey, to add to the "yarring" good fun. "Thar she blows, thar she blows... Squalk! Squalk!"

by RocketJohn September 26, 2007

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

A combo of the four greatest forces of the universe, it is only found in the Kingdom of Loathing (kol). It requires many pieces to even form the head, and is not only a loyal servant, but a symbol of status. As put in the games's description,
Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep
Schizophrenic familiar
Four bastards in one
Is most commonly seen abbreviated, as NPZR.

Man, making a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot is annoying as hell.

by Badgerman of DOOM September 6, 2007

Pirate

The Pirate is an oft misunderstood individual who can be seen absolutely pwning everyone around him/her. Well versed in the arts of cheekiness, deceit, extortion(sp), theft, blackmail, smarmery, and crazy acrobatic sword and or knife fighting. The pirate always lands on his feet, and always wins, even when you think not. naturally hates the ninja, as ninjas are overated far too serious for their own good.
the most 31337 p1r4735 sometimes join the ranks of the mysterious Shadow Pirates.

ninja:ha! i have found you! now i shall avenge my family's honor!
pirate:psshh. piss off fuckface. yer mum liked it.
ninja: how dare you! devil! now you DIE!!
pirate: well, you are a sensitive boy aren't you? -proceeds to taunt ninja untill ninja rushes forward in a rage, trips ninja and takes his shoes and his wallet-
ninja: i will find you.....
pirate: bring yer sister. -walks away whistling-

by LeBryce The Red August 28, 2005